1) Every town will be different with different by-laws so Ron can try pole dancing naked, thonged and also in his usual maid's costume.
1a) You need to consider suitable tattoos in clever naughty places - "Wish you were here" perhaps??
2) Getting 'free gas' needs to be thought through - Filling and running in an MG is seldom an option. When holding up a bank remember the people behind the counter need to be able to read your note so "I have a gun - put the money in this bag" needs to be translated into Spanish and Arabic for best results - more advice later. A nifty aside to avoid a lot of time inside is to add "she told me to ask you to ...". Avoid using 'please' it is not needed in the situation.
3) Get a mirror and practice tough expressions for those small one horse towns where everyone wants a fight - "My B will kick your Trans Am's ass" is not likely to work whereas simply stating that you are an interior decorator will have them backing off real fast. Again, different approach for each town. A word of advice, check how they sidle up as an interior decorator may be just what they are looking for.
4) Ron could always develop a catalogue of musical instruments to sell to the locals in the towns so they can create bands. Just take the money and run ..... they should make a movie out of the idea!!
Four days to practise!
ReplyDelete1) Every town will be different with different by-laws so Ron can try pole dancing naked, thonged and also in his usual maid's costume.
1a) You need to consider suitable tattoos in clever naughty places - "Wish you were here" perhaps??
2) Getting 'free gas' needs to be thought through - Filling and running in an MG is seldom an option. When holding up a bank remember the people behind the counter need to be able to read your note so "I have a gun - put the money in this bag" needs to be translated into Spanish and Arabic for best results - more advice later. A nifty aside to avoid a lot of time inside is to add "she told me to ask you to ...". Avoid using 'please' it is not needed in the situation.
3) Get a mirror and practice tough expressions for those small one horse towns where everyone wants a fight - "My B will kick your Trans Am's ass" is not likely to work whereas simply stating that you are an interior decorator will have them backing off real fast. Again, different approach for each town. A word of advice, check how they sidle up as an interior decorator may be just what they are looking for.
4) Ron could always develop a catalogue of musical instruments to sell to the locals in the towns so they can create bands. Just take the money and run ..... they should make a movie out of the idea!!
That should fill the 4 days nicely.
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