I am so excited for you both!! It's going to be so much fun!!
When we talked about the Police in the US you said that you thought they were all cretins. I didn't quite understand. Now that I have been to France I realise that cretin in French is in fact Christian. How nice.
I was so happy with this thought that I contacted the Police on your route and told them you thought they were all true Cretins. And being true Cretins they said that they would take care of you! How cool is that!! Plus they will ensure that for all your trip across the US you will be in the care of officers Beatin, Lotsahurtt & Payne – Wow!
Now I know how concerned you were about safety and that you have cached some 'fire power'. Don't worry about that either as the Police said they will watch out for you. It just gets better doesn't it!
Hey, and you know how you said State Troopers are really stupid? Well, they are going to invite you in for a quiz to show you they aren't. Plus, and get this, you will be invited to spend some time in their cells with food thrown in and they will make sure you get to party with the other guests. Wow again!
Hard to believe there is more, there is. Take your track shoes. I talked to them about your worry about getting too stiff driving all that way and stuff. They have offered to take you out for exercise, yes they have. In their words they are “going to run them out of town”. Fantastic - some time in the countryside.
Oh, one more thing, I am not sure but I think they will be collecting for you on the way. They said you should be able to get 5, 10 or maybe 20 in each state, guess that means a lot of dollars huh?
Now I don't want to you to go thanking me. Heck, this is what friends are for.
I have seen it all now. The first MGB eighteen wheeler! Bon Voyage!
ReplyDeleteI am so excited for you both!! It's going to be so much fun!!
ReplyDeleteWhen we talked about the Police in the US you said that you thought they were all cretins. I didn't quite understand. Now that I have been to France I realise that cretin in French is in fact Christian. How nice.
I was so happy with this thought that I contacted the Police on your route and told them you thought they were all true Cretins. And being true Cretins they said that they would take care of you! How cool is that!! Plus they will ensure that for all your trip across the US you will be in the care of officers Beatin, Lotsahurtt & Payne – Wow!
Now I know how concerned you were about safety and that you have cached some 'fire power'. Don't worry about that either as the Police said they will watch out for you. It just gets better doesn't it!
Hey, and you know how you said State Troopers are really stupid? Well, they are going to invite you in for a quiz to show you they aren't. Plus, and get this, you will be invited to spend some time in their cells with food thrown in and they will make sure you get to party with the other guests. Wow again!
Hard to believe there is more, there is. Take your track shoes. I talked to them about your worry about getting too stiff driving all that way and stuff. They have offered to take you out for exercise, yes they have. In their words they are “going to run them out of town”. Fantastic - some time in the countryside.
Oh, one more thing, I am not sure but I think they will be collecting for you on the way. They said you should be able to get 5, 10 or maybe 20 in each state, guess that means a lot of dollars huh?
Now I don't want to you to go thanking me. Heck, this is what friends are for.
Bon Voyage!!!